Helen jokes
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
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How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.