Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
