Helen

Helen jokes

Sign Language

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Tennis

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Game

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Helen Keller

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Helen Keller

How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Helen Keller

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Oral

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.