Helen jokes
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Helen Keller def faked it.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.