Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
