Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Helen Jokes
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
