Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
