Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers? She was drunk.
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This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Why were her hands purple? She Heard it Through the Grapevine
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
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