Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
Why did helen keller’s dog kill it’s self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
what is Helen Keller’s favorite color //velcro
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was “Raraaaughhaugh”.
how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door…