Helen jokes
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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Who is Helen Keller?
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.