Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Helen Jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
