POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
