Helen jokes
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.