Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.

How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has

Why did helen keller’s dog kill it’s self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!

What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?

Duhhuuughhhr

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space

what is Helen Keller’s favorite color //velcro

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was “Raraaaughhaugh”.

how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture

How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT

Heard the Helen Keller single?

It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door…