Penny

Louis R.18

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner

Sea

PooPooPP

what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

Hand

Anonymous

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.

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Pants

Anonymous

why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?

so you could read her lips

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Cliff

MatthewRYost

Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?

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Woman

Neon Lights

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

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Chair

Anonymous

Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

Eating

Roger Hufflefinger

Why couldn’t Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

Ear

Joel Phillips

Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it’s first hair cut!

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Virgin

Anonymous

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen…

Step

Anonymous

Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake

Name

Anonymous

Why did Hellen Keller’s dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn’t want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.

Arms

Mercy Shore

How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH

Darkness

Chicken nuggets

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well neither did she!!!

Toilet

Anonymous

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet

1

Wall

Anonymous

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, “Open the door.”

Button

Anonymous

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

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Ear

Anonymous

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Hand

yourmom

why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour