Helen jokes
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: