why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers? She was drunk.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
