How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why couldn’t Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it’s first hair cut!
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen…
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Why did Hellen Keller’s dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn’t want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well neither did she!!!
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, “Open the door.”
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour