why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
