Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.