I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"