Head Jokes

i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.

I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away

I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on

"i have a three head" "i have a four head" bald people have a seven head.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".

So many things are going through my head

How am I not dead yet?

when your plane heads for new york

i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Good Morning Sleepy-Head

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming

Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.

We don't live in their heads

boy hairline is always in the back of his head and it shape like the check mark

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

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So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .