Head jokes

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.