Head jokes

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Your head looks like a joke.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

When your plane heads for New York...

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.