Head jokes

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."