I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
When your plane heads for New York...
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
