Head jokes

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

Your head looks like a joke.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.