So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
When your plane heads for New York...
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Your head looks like a joke.
