Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.