Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.