Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂