Hawking jokes
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.