Hawking

Hawking jokes

Death

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Electronics

How did Stephen Hawking really die?

His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!

Wheelchair

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

Road

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

Man

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

Phone

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

Motivation

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?