Hawking

Hawking Jokes

Band

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Talent

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Emoji

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Robot

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Robot

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Place

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Heaven

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.