Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)