Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.