Hawking jokes
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.