Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
Q: Why can’t Stephen hawking go to the countryside A: there’s no signal
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isnt going to heaven? Because it's a stairway not a ramp
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
