Hawking jokes

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?

Pot wheels.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.