Hawking jokes
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.