Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?