Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.