Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.