Hawking jokes

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His PC overheated.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?

Go to the junkyard.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.