What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, âThey see me rolling, they hating.â
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesnât walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders đ
