Hawking jokes
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.