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Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)