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If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)