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Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*