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My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.