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I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.