Have jokes
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.