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Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.