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I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
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Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"