Have jokes
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.