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What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?