Have jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!