Have jokes
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.