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A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
That’s right, I have my own category😎