Have jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.