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Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.