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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

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Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.