Have to Jokes

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i'm bored so can yall ask me some questions and i have to answer them

my two moods are “i can’t believe i get to be a person” and “i can’t believe i have to be a person”

The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes

Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor

qwen i have to tell you something so say hi and I will tell you

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

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Gwen do u have to be so happy all the time? Even u don't get the joke!

You’re so short I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

True story in 1986in the midst of the HIV epidemic they made condoms.available to the public at that time me and my boyfriend were 13 years old my boyfriend was so happy these will make great water balloons and I was even happier I did not have to pack.a.lunch for school tomorrow lol

1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....