Have To jokes
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.