How do we GET a butt:god made us like that and we can't change it if you wanted to you have to die <:
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
your know the only way to win is you have to actually planet
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
Friend. Do you think she likes me. Me.. Yah. friend... Reallyššš. Me.... hell no. Friend...š„šš«šššššš you did not have to be so honest.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
The kid that died is coped in half and you see the next trap it looks like a giant pit that upyo7 have to jump over and you clear it but you feel something on your back and you realize that there is a spike that comes you when yo7 jump over you see the other contestant jump over yiu try to warn them to not step over because the6 would get stabbed but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike the next optical is a wall the slams on a wall you wait until the wall close and you quickly run through the next person runs through and they get to live.
Sorry this is small this is also a part two
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
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Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
were gonna have to kill
no good jack and jill
theyāre draining the economy doooown!
theyāve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill jackās seed
theyāve ruined our wonderful town!
were gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill
they have no moralityyyy
theyāre spreading degeneracy
we aint what we used to be
weāve got to kill ol no good jack and jill!
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana
they went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a āfewā more beers
next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years
weāre gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill!
theyāve banked off buying boooze!
theyāll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice
corruption wins, the avg. folkāll loseee.
weāre gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill
their kidsāre in the business tooo!
theyāre draining all our banks
give em well deserved spanks
weāve got to kill ol no good jack and jill
jack and jill netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaaake
what a blunder, there was no rubber, now
theyāre a house of eeiiight
a bolt went off, they opened shop
to resell their porn and lean
it all went swell, but for us, well
weāre now an oligarchy!
WEāLL KILL OL JACK AND JILL!
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while and then we'll go to bed...š„±š„¹š„ŗ
you're so short, you have to yell to talk to people
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
