Have To Jokes

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away

HM

A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."

When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman

Why can an orphan not do school work? Because they have to take there work home to there parents

My friend said which is better to have and you have to choose and he said Autism or down syndrome?

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

why do Pepole have a all of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time

The first time you have have to do a full body workout in

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.