Have To jokes

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.