Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God. It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush. All I have to do is go to the africa section
A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone
A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......
1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
They don’t have to invest a lost into the Stephen Hawking wax statue though
My friend said which is better to have and you have to choose and he said Autism or down syndrome?
your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black
Do you know why people in wheelchair don’t pay for it. Because they have to pay for road tax
why do Pepole have a all of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time
My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
yo mamma so old that when she farts we have to dust again
