Have To jokes

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.