Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.