Have To jokes
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I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.