Harry Potter

Harry Potter jokes

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

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Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!