Harry Potter

Harry Potter Jokes

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

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Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

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Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!