Harry Potter jokes
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
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What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
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Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
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What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!