JK Rowling jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking. JK, Rowling.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.