JK Rowling jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking. JK, Rowling.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!