Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
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