Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
People named Aaron are annoying why have two A’s when you can have none... (Ron)
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"
Suck my dick
(Ron Jeremy)
Bick: Jesus isn't real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT.
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
