Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes
Have you learn SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard
What's SoDN?
Suck On deez nuts
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
why did stephen hawkin die , because he got bummed to hard in the shower
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
