Harding jokes
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.