Hangout jokes

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Chat box hangout.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.