Hangout

Hangout Jokes

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Tree

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Kid

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Emo

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

Kid

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Emo kid

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Chat

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Name

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Incest

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Party

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

Emo

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

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