Get Together jokes

What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.

Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.

Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.

The end.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

I always enjoy family reunions.

It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.