Get Together jokes
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Daddy
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
