A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
