When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
