Hang

Hang Jokes

Death

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Suicide

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

Apple

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

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  • Hitler

    I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

    Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

    Cannibal

    WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Apple

    What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

    An apple chooses to hang.

    Apple

    What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

    Apples look better hanging on a tree.

    Indian

    What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

    Kid

    What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

    Hanging out.

    Jesus

    What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

    Rope

    What did the talking rope say to the man?

    "Just hang in there."

    Death

    I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

    Anyways,

    When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

    Emo

    Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

    Problem

    What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

    Just hang in there, man.

    Friend

    Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

    Too bad only one was standing. :)