My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
A emo went to hi five a tree and it left them hanging
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.- Someone very special that needs there joke to be seen
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
what game does an emo love
hang man
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones