Hang jokes
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)