Handicap jokes
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
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