Handicap jokes

Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?

A: The wheelchair.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."