Handicap jokes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
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Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
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Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."