Hairline jokes
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It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your mum!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.