Hairline jokes
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
pp hi
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mum!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.