Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.