Hairline jokes
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your mum!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Man, that's funny!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.