Hairline jokes
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.