Hairline jokes
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
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Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mum!