Hairline

Hairline jokes

War

Hair

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Roblox

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Stranger

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

History

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Forehead

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Hair

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Mom

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.