Hairline jokes
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
pp hi
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your mum!