Hairline jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
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Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mum!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.