deez nutz are a hair line
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Man, that's funny!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Your Gay
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Fuck
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Your hairline!
