Hairline jokes

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.