Hairline jokes

NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

Bob the builder.