Hairline jokes
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.