My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
