My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Bob the builder.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Yo hairline caused corruption.
