Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!