Hairline

Hairline jokes

Girl

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Bob

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Lawn

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Police

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Forehead

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Bro

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Airplane

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

Barber

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Mirror

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Man

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Underground

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!