Hairline jokes

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.