Hairline jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
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Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
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