Hairline jokes
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Hairline got repossessed.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.