Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
