Hairline jokes

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.