Hairline jokes
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.