Hairline jokes
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Man, that's funny!
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Coooper
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.