The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Hairline Jokes
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
