Hairline jokes

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

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This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!