Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.