Hairline jokes
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.