Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!