Hairline jokes
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.