Hairline jokes
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.