Hairline jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!