Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
