Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Hairline got repossessed.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
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Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.