Hairline jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
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Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Hairline got repossessed.