Hairline jokes

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Hairline.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.