Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Hairline got repossessed.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.