Hairline jokes
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Hairline got repossessed.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
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