Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Hairline got repossessed.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?