Hairline jokes
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.