Hairline

Hairline jokes

Part

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Answer

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Archaeologist

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Time

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Forehead

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Grandpa

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Head

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Class

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Lollipop

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.