Hairline jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Hairline got repossessed.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
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