Hairline jokes
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Bob the builder.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!