Hairline jokes
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Bob the builder.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!