Hairline jokes

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Talk to me if you're online.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.