Hairline jokes
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.