Your hairline is in a different area code.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Shut up with that vegeta looking hairline
Your hairline goes further back, even further back before the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is so bad it goes back in time
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
