Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.