Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!