Hairline jokes
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.