Hairline jokes
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.